Bennets Be Gone!

So now three of the five Bennet Daughters have FINALLY been married off. It took them long enough, tut tut. Anyways, Mrs. Bennet must be over the moon with joy, we all know she had been waiting over twenty years for this to happen. Shes lucky her daughters married into money, well, except Wickham, but she has two other daughters to take care of her once the estate is in my hands!!! TA TA FOR NOWWW!!!

Lost in Love

Im afraid to say that Mr. Darcy really seems to have fallen for Elizabeth. I am not sure what he sees, her family is so inferior to him and her appearance is quite average. However, he seems very serious on the subject, i can smell a proposal nearing. I am now just about to write Mr. Bennet on the subject, in a way to for warn him, he might die of shock to get the news full force when it comes, I know I would.

Tension

lady Ctherine has just arrived home after he visit to the Bennet household, and she is seething with anger. She seems to be under the assumption that Mr. Darcy is planning to propose to Elizabeth. While I have not received direct word from my BFF yet on the matter, it seems quite likely she is right. Because Mr. Darcy has always been intended for Lady's daughter, she journeyed to the Bennet's to receive Elizabeth's oath she would not marry Darcy. Elizabeth, being the self righteous girl she is, showed Lady absolutely no respect to her higher authority. Tut Tut, what more could you expect from a Bennet?

Reunited Love

So after all, it looks as though Bingley has found his way back to the starting line. I heard that he has finally proposed to Miss Jane Bennet. I am surprised he would take such a risk after all the scandal within the Bennet family. Maybe this will help to improve their name, but one cannot tell. i do not understand why Mrs. Bennet is so overcome with joy, I still get her estate!

Our first Quarrel

Lately Mrs. Collins has been angry with me, for silly reasons of course. She disagrees that we should have no association with the Bennet family any longer, for she does not want to lose her best friend. How very selfish it is to put a little life long friendship over the appearance of the Collins household! What would people like Lady Catherine think knowing I allowed the presence of such an acquaintance? I'm sorry Charlotte, but this will never do, I know you'll come around in a couple days, your love for me is too strong.

Bribery

According to Lady Catherine, Mr. Darcy actually had to pay off Wickham to marry Lydia! It would almost be amusing if Ms De Bough were not so infuriated at the moment. I know that she senses a connection between her favorite nephew and Lizzy Bennet, though she has no idea of his proposal and how strongly he feels. I will not be the one to tell her though, for how i do enjoy being alive! TTFN!

Some marriage

So I hear the two have decided to actually get married after putting on such a dramatic show for all of England to see! Well, it barely helps the Bennets case, seeing as Lydia's betrothed Is a good for nothing debt owing womanizer. But still, what can you expect from such a family where the eldest are yet to find a husband? Lydia obviously did the best that she could.

Luck Me!!

Wow! That was a close one! I am sooo glad that I didn't get stuck marrying a girl from such a shameful family! The horror it would have been to have such a scandal related back to me. Tut-tut, one knows that the entire Countryside has their eyes on the Bennet family now that their wild trap of a daughter has run off with the neighborhood scallywag! Lady Catherine would have had my head had I been aqquainted with such people!

Breaking the News

I don't know if i should be the one to inform Lady Catherine of the budding relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth. I don't want to have to break the news for Darcy, but what if she finds out I knew? She would have my head! Of Course I don't want to betray my friend, but I feel like I'm stuck in the middle of an issue entirely out of my control!

An Apology to Elizabeth

After hearing of Elizabeth's visit to Pemberley, I feel the need to revoke my words stated earlier and issue a heart felt apology. I am told that Elizabeth really exhibited a high degree of respect and manners while touring Darcy's estate, and even took part in a friendly conversation with Dacy, which I must say he enjoyed a great deal, he told me so himself. Well, actually, I overheard it from one of Lady Catherine's servants who overheard Lady Catherine overhearing a Conversation between Darcy and his sister, but same thing.

Suspicions

Ok ok, I must admit I am now sensing a tension between Elizabeth and Darcey. Could they really be in love? Well, whatever my best friend wants is for the best. I must say I do not believe that Lady Catherine will not be happy if she hears this breaking news! Hopefully she does not find out to soon, who knows what havoc she will wreak.

A Wise Word from a Collins

So, Lydia has gone and run off with Wickham, has she? Well, that's no surprise, judging by the poop parenting going on a Longbourn. I mean, first they raise a daughter who is crazy enough to refuse a marriage proposal from someone like me, and now in addition the youngest has gone out and recklessly become engaged to a player. Tut Tut, what a shame, Lady Catherine was right when she pointed out their desperate need of a Governess!

My Dearest

My Dearest Charlotte is the most wonderful wife in the world! I am so lucky to have her, almost as lucky as she is to have me!!! It was fate that brought us together, we are like gods perfect match! Im going to go pick he a flower from my garden, TTFN.

Visiting Pemberley?

So I hear Elizabeth is planning to visit my Bff's Crib, Huh? what business does she have there, after supposedly stomping all over his heart? Even I have yet to be invited to a place of such luxury as Darcy's personal estate, although I am sure it resembles a 99 cent store compared to Lady Catherine's grand home. Hopefully Elizabeth doesn't dirty up the place before I see it. TTFN!

Rumor Has It...

Lately there has been a rumor going around that Elizabeth refused the hand of Mr. Darcy. While I am not surprised by this, seeing as she denied even me, I still find it hard to believe. Dacy is like my best friend, we tell each other everything. If Darcy had been planning to propose he would have definitely confided in me first, and I probably would have been the great friend I am and talked him out of it, like he did for Bingley!

All Alone

Now that my good friends have left, Both Charlotte and I miss their presence. However, I do feel their inferior company was beginning to become a burden on lady Catherine. Now that they have gone, Miss Catherine doesn't have to worry any longer. She will be graced at all times with my presence, just the way she likes it. Tata for now, I must go kiss Lady Catherine's feet!:)

Updates from the Garden

I must say that my beautiful garden has really begun to flourish! The roses have been pruned expertly and I can predict they will bloom better than ever before. Unfortunately I have discovered the presence of a a pesky mole devouring the roots of my radishes. This means war. More updates later, the battle is about to begin, TTFN!

Foul Play

What is this? Everyday when one of my new best friends comes over to chill, Elizabeth tries to steal away their attention. I'm not going to stand for this. We all know that Darcy would never be caught in the presence of someone of so little importance of Elizabeth Bennet, I mean, seriously, she must be putting something in his drink or something. Well, two can play at this game, I'm sure Darcy will never look over me again once he sees the sweater I'm knitting him.

BFFS

Seems to me I've become quite the hot shot town. Mr. Darcy and his cousin can be found hanging in my crib almost everyday. I knew i had great charisma, but not many can boast that they are the best friend of Fitzwilliam Darcy. Perhaps we can start our own little gardening club, im sure he'd be down for that. Who wouldn't be? TTFN

Entertaining the guests.

Well, it has been a week since our visitors have arrived, and I must say they are enjoying themselves greatly. Dear Mrs. Collins's father has just left, so we are only left to host Elizabeth and Marie. After our wonderful visit to Lady Catherine's estate, I can assume they are both by now in awe by which my patroness sets her standards of living; it is only to be expected. I am starting to see the looks of envy evident in their eyes every morning at breakfast towards my Wife's luck in capturing my affection. TTFN! (tata for now)