A Wise Word from a Collins

So, Lydia has gone and run off with Wickham, has she? Well, that's no surprise, judging by the poop parenting going on a Longbourn. I mean, first they raise a daughter who is crazy enough to refuse a marriage proposal from someone like me, and now in addition the youngest has gone out and recklessly become engaged to a player. Tut Tut, what a shame, Lady Catherine was right when she pointed out their desperate need of a Governess!