Breaking the News

I don't know if i should be the one to inform Lady Catherine of the budding relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth. I don't want to have to break the news for Darcy, but what if she finds out I knew? She would have my head! Of Course I don't want to betray my friend, but I feel like I'm stuck in the middle of an issue entirely out of my control!

An Apology to Elizabeth

After hearing of Elizabeth's visit to Pemberley, I feel the need to revoke my words stated earlier and issue a heart felt apology. I am told that Elizabeth really exhibited a high degree of respect and manners while touring Darcy's estate, and even took part in a friendly conversation with Dacy, which I must say he enjoyed a great deal, he told me so himself. Well, actually, I overheard it from one of Lady Catherine's servants who overheard Lady Catherine overhearing a Conversation between Darcy and his sister, but same thing.

Suspicions

Ok ok, I must admit I am now sensing a tension between Elizabeth and Darcey. Could they really be in love? Well, whatever my best friend wants is for the best. I must say I do not believe that Lady Catherine will not be happy if she hears this breaking news! Hopefully she does not find out to soon, who knows what havoc she will wreak.

A Wise Word from a Collins

So, Lydia has gone and run off with Wickham, has she? Well, that's no surprise, judging by the poop parenting going on a Longbourn. I mean, first they raise a daughter who is crazy enough to refuse a marriage proposal from someone like me, and now in addition the youngest has gone out and recklessly become engaged to a player. Tut Tut, what a shame, Lady Catherine was right when she pointed out their desperate need of a Governess!

My Dearest

My Dearest Charlotte is the most wonderful wife in the world! I am so lucky to have her, almost as lucky as she is to have me!!! It was fate that brought us together, we are like gods perfect match! Im going to go pick he a flower from my garden, TTFN.

Visiting Pemberley?

So I hear Elizabeth is planning to visit my Bff's Crib, Huh? what business does she have there, after supposedly stomping all over his heart? Even I have yet to be invited to a place of such luxury as Darcy's personal estate, although I am sure it resembles a 99 cent store compared to Lady Catherine's grand home. Hopefully Elizabeth doesn't dirty up the place before I see it. TTFN!

Rumor Has It...

Lately there has been a rumor going around that Elizabeth refused the hand of Mr. Darcy. While I am not surprised by this, seeing as she denied even me, I still find it hard to believe. Dacy is like my best friend, we tell each other everything. If Darcy had been planning to propose he would have definitely confided in me first, and I probably would have been the great friend I am and talked him out of it, like he did for Bingley!

All Alone

Now that my good friends have left, Both Charlotte and I miss their presence. However, I do feel their inferior company was beginning to become a burden on lady Catherine. Now that they have gone, Miss Catherine doesn't have to worry any longer. She will be graced at all times with my presence, just the way she likes it. Tata for now, I must go kiss Lady Catherine's feet!:)

Updates from the Garden

I must say that my beautiful garden has really begun to flourish! The roses have been pruned expertly and I can predict they will bloom better than ever before. Unfortunately I have discovered the presence of a a pesky mole devouring the roots of my radishes. This means war. More updates later, the battle is about to begin, TTFN!

Foul Play

What is this? Everyday when one of my new best friends comes over to chill, Elizabeth tries to steal away their attention. I'm not going to stand for this. We all know that Darcy would never be caught in the presence of someone of so little importance of Elizabeth Bennet, I mean, seriously, she must be putting something in his drink or something. Well, two can play at this game, I'm sure Darcy will never look over me again once he sees the sweater I'm knitting him.

BFFS

Seems to me I've become quite the hot shot town. Mr. Darcy and his cousin can be found hanging in my crib almost everyday. I knew i had great charisma, but not many can boast that they are the best friend of Fitzwilliam Darcy. Perhaps we can start our own little gardening club, im sure he'd be down for that. Who wouldn't be? TTFN

Entertaining the guests.

Well, it has been a week since our visitors have arrived, and I must say they are enjoying themselves greatly. Dear Mrs. Collins's father has just left, so we are only left to host Elizabeth and Marie. After our wonderful visit to Lady Catherine's estate, I can assume they are both by now in awe by which my patroness sets her standards of living; it is only to be expected. I am starting to see the looks of envy evident in their eyes every morning at breakfast towards my Wife's luck in capturing my affection. TTFN! (tata for now)