Sunday, March 11, 2012
Foul Play
What is this? Everyday when one of my new best friends comes over to chill, Elizabeth tries to steal away their attention. I'm not going to stand for this. We all know that Darcy would never be caught in the presence of someone of so little importance of Elizabeth Bennet, I mean, seriously, she must be putting something in his drink or something. Well, two can play at this game, I'm sure Darcy will never look over me again once he sees the sweater I'm knitting him.
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No need to be jealous of the attention that I get from Mr. Darcy and Colonel Fitzwilliam. I can't help that they pefer to converse with me instead of you. Maybe the problem is that your acting like lower class by trying to please them instead of raising yourself to their leave and actually having a normal converstation that doesn't include asking them what they want to drink like your their butler.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, there is nothing wrong with being proud of the attention you rightfully deserve. Collins is obviously insecure and seeking attention, and you deserve nothing but the best from the opposite party. Do your thing.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry Mr. Collins, but I am afraid that Mr. Darcy has only gone to your house for Elizabeth's attention. More than once has he told me that he finds you small and annoying.
ReplyDeleteMy good Bingley, you must be mistaken! You know how big of a jokster our good friend Darcy is! We are constantly cracking jokes at the expense of one another between the two of us, its what best friends do, so you wouldn't understand of course. I sense a little jealously in your words!;)
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